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She slapped me once. I’m still getting over the affront. Just because I lied about dating her for seven hundred years, doesn’t justify slapping me. I might have suffered permanent psychological scarring not only from the slap itself but from her adamant rejection of our faux relationship.

In fact, I believe I have suffered permanent psychological scarring. It is my intent to demand an apology someday, when she is bedridden or otherwise incapable of slapping me a second time.

She’s very tenacious, isn’t she? Takes all the wonderful things I love about Nell and funnels them into something frightening and efficient. She’s a great person to have on your side. Just don’t tell lies that involve her.